yourfaveisproblematic:

• On September 13, 2013 she tweeted “They said I look like the [t-word] from orange is the new black :(((((”. She later deleted the tweet but has never apologized.
• Sent a woman a transmisogynistic Twitter message saying “you look like u have a dick”
• Lyrics to ‘Us’: “She got that Adam’s apple and she asked about that fashion/And we passed her with that laughter”
• Tweets to Angel Haze including, “YOU HAVE AN ADAMS APPLE THO!!!” and “Sir! please fix your tuck! your dick is showing!!!!”
• Tweeted to Perez Hilton, “lol what a messy [f-word] you are.“She ~sort of~ (but not really) apologized by saying "My most sincere apologies to anyone who was indirectly offended by my foul language. Not sorry for Perez tho. Lol”
• Repeatedly appropriating bindis

Let me know if there’s something I should add!

Ugh

fractalacidfairy:

colt-kun:

heretoslaythevampyrs:

pvrx:

unicorndildos:

shrineart:

wearetylerspeople:

hipster-trichster:

mistyslay:

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

On the bus:
Dude: Do you want a cigarette?
Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die.
Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

The last one

vonisv:

fortooate:

revedas:

thatdangerous:

extrajordinary:

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

drtanner-sfw:

lifecrystals:

zzazu:

cglmrfreeman:

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

huesofjadeharley:

equius:

HFDGHJCJCJCJCJJCJCDJGJGJ

oculeus:

sneakyfeets:

iguanamouth:

colin and i found this sonic underground scene over a year ago and ive thought about the noise sonic makes every single day since

you think the sound couldn’t possibly be that funny and then it is

lord-blongus:

scp2008:

amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

Baseball players are to be feared

Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

shadowthekitsunereturns:

elergythefox237:

thehemoscrotum:

monkeysaysficus:

rhysiare:

ive-been-mistreated:

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

I am in tears omg

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

Omg the audio

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pipinodayap:

69shadesofgray:

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

plum headache

Mango hangover

classicaldynamics:

weavemama:

weavemama:

reblog flying ass giant pants guys for a fortune of good luck and good cash 

this is a cursed post that is capable of delivering good deeds

it’s the babadook’s chill cousin; the jeandeine

spartanlocke:

wellshitcaitlin:

aclockworknick:

did-you-kno:

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it
imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

everythingwealwayswere:

black-stoners:

thepinkcornmoon:

lonewolfchick420:

sharea:

psalmsofraven:

smilephia:

smilephia:

11-11-1992:

igotthemusic:

chrissongzzz:

Guys this is Really Really Important….

Keep your Stick in your Pants….

Not all that Glitters is Gold….

They exist in Haiti. Thats how my great great great grandfather died.

Wait hold on someone explain this to me I’m so lost lol

The belief is Haiti is that certain women can live under water and will lived there for years… These women are extremely beautiful and men being men can’t stay away from a good looking women are seduce and then dragged under water and are never to be seen again… My great grandmother was one of these women… One day her mother sent her to go get water from the river and she never came back 10 years later they see her come up the road in all white with beautiful jewelry all around her body sing up a storm.. When her family asked her where she was she told them she was under water… thats the story my grandma always use to tell me growing up

11-11-1992

Wow

Sounds like daughters of Yoruba goddess

I love African and African Diasporan mythology.

we call them “river mumma” in Jamaica

I NEED MORE MYTHOLOGY INVOLVING BLACK CULTURES IN THE DIASPORA.

We call the “mammi water” in Nigeria

yeezauss:

yung-smoov:

caribbeanlord:

princessfailureee:

1986fatale:

thuglyx:

y0ur4veragekid:

ovoxtopszn:

crashyourcrew:

little-ghetto-gospel:

johnnymermaid:

jsfrc:

jndcccc:

s-urfboardt:

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

sex omfg

#earfuck

i felt this throu my entire body

OH MY

Encore

BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

Ahh fuck this is too sick

🙏🙏🙏

One of my favorite things on tumblr

I love this

FUCKING FAV😍😍

vibes

its back

Fuckin lit